he’s the one puking in the end.

OK so Kenny doesn’t deserve to get mutated into a clichéd sex maniac and shit. I’d like to get more hmm interesting questions not only “who would you fuck” “how big is Mr.Hat” blahablahblah I think we’ve had enough of that. There’ll still be sex jokes if the question is interesting enough and requires it.

I’m sorry about the long hiatus, I’ve been freaking busy and I still am but I’ll try to answer one question per week at least.

Does that work for you? Tell me what you think!

I dont really remember, it was Cartman’s idea

Well… besides his huge dick (as you already said) Butters is really weird, and I like that. I dont wanna sound gay but i like his softness uhmm physical and mental, I think? he’s like a pink cotton ball. when im angsting, he appears out of nowhere and comforts me with this ridiculous yet adorable baby voice of his and even tries to humor me sayin he remembers when I die, which is a lie, and that makes it even more important to me, cause i know he doesn’t like lying. but Butters is not only that, he’s one of the strongest guys I’ve ever met, hes always bearing with Cartman and his own shit at home and the others sometimes bullyin him. he’s really complex, you just cant get enough of him. 

and i like it when he calls me Ken

hey there followers i’ve been on hiatus for a while but i’m gonna come back soon, just so you know i have a pretty impressive bunch of questions to answer so its gonna take me a while to clean my inbox.

oh and in that threesome (the top or bottom question) it’s not Tweek, its Butters, as i said Craig wont let me get anywhere near him, he’s a possessive bitch, is not like Craig has fucked me either but the only guy i’d open my ass for business would be him. 

that’s all folks!

I don’t really go for shemales and sometimes the sex is more important than the boobies. 

isn’t that question a little bit too obvious ?

i like to call it “open relationship”

Well Kyle’s special, I mean, when he’s sad or angry or faggier than normal, he comes to my house and we, huh, kind of cuddle, I can’t remember how it started. I dunno, he relaxes and I like human contact so why not? I’ve tried to kiss him grope him once or twice but he would kick me in the balls, and I like my balls healthy, thank you.